Thursday, November 6, 2008

NME COOL LIST 2008

nme just released their cool 50 for this year. to save you a bunch of reading (reading is for assholes) here the top ten and some highlights.

10.caroline mckay , glasvegas (never heard of her.)
09.liam gallagher (sooooooooo '95. fuck him)
08.M.I.A (hate her music, but everyone keeps tellin me she dope, so....she dope. i guess)
07.calab followill, kings of leon (backed! KOL rocks.)
06.ladyhawke (lady WHO?!)
05.sam dust, late of the pier (no knows.)
04.alex turner, arctic monkeys (respect dude's hustle. go shorty.)
03.andrew van wyngarden, mgmt (love the record, dig the style. coolness.)
02.jay-z (whoever announces a glaston bury set with "For those that didn't get the memo, my name is Jay-Z and I'm pretty fucking awesome.", deserves the life long #1)
01.that chick from crystal castles. (would)

weezy ain't made the top ten. how could someone brabbling fake patois in cough syrup heaven, that even shot himself in the chest (cheddar bob style) NOT be in the tops?????!!???!?!?!! what else is making the ranks so fucked, is zack de la fucking rocha made the 24. and dude is not, fat and underlined, NOT(!!!!) cool. hippies ain't never got no love, suckaaaaaaaz.

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