I GOT SOME QUESTIONS, DR. SOMMER

what the hell did this girl think when she made the decision to tell the world everything about her punani?? anyway. if you have nothing to do, check www.bravo.de and find such hilarious posts. thank you schokoliebhaberin. (btw: you have to click on the small picture, to make it "bigger")

DONT FORGET

GOT SOME BALLS?

STEREO SKATEBOARDS

yesterday i was at the video-premiere of the new stereo skateboard video "agency field report" at the titus roll sport store in münster. and because of the fact that i just saw a few minutes of it on youtube, i was excited to see the whole one. in fact: it was lame. not in that really bad way, but in a way that i was really pissed that such nice guys like pastras and lee did such a shit. it was about ten minutes long or so - nice skateboarding, old school stuff, no question about that - but i missed the special thing that stereo is all about (if you don't know what i mean, check the upcoming titus magalog for a story about the brand). i missed the style, the art; only the music they used was quite good... in the end: it was dissapointing... but becks was for free for me, so that was fine.

instead of checking out "afr", watch "day in the life of chris pastras". great!

WHERE IS AMA?

2 days with no new posts from him. hope youre doing fine man!

HORROR SHOW - LAST SHOW

love them.

GOT MILF?

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ASHER ROTH ON CARSON DALY.

gotta love dude.

BIOHAZARD IS FOR LOVERS.

i wonder what the hell she was thinking.

(pic by facetheshow.com, biohazard show bochum matrix)

NEW KANYE VIDZ UP!

video for heartless........animation, bitches.
plus here some footage off of the singapore press conference. "i am looking forward to being the greatest performer of our generation", hahaha. kanyeezy is gold, yo.



oh yeah, btw. i HAVE tix for oberhausen.

ZEBRAS.

funny and awesome. all in one.

SUPER HERO YOURSELF!!!!

i just found this kick-ass tool on the net. basically, you can create your own superhero, with all kinds of gimmicks and tools. it's quite easy to get and operate, so i created my new defender of rights immediatly. and dude is serious bizness, suckaz. please welcome with a round of applause:

DR.COLOSSUS 6000!

dude is sickness, i guarantee you.
you see, he IS the fifth beatle, but they assed him out of the contract by killing him with the worst weaponry and torture known to man. i mean, the beatles were like 1870, right? all that shabam was done to him, then known as "patrick". but, you see, kinda like in that "crow" movie, this evil-ass looking husky came his way and saved him from the worlds inbetween, to get his revenge on them fuckers. he kept his ill beatles clothes, but came back to earth with vampire fangs and no eyes and shit. he is PISSED. so now he needs a name right? dr. colossus 6000. bam. on the spot.

so after seeking revenge on his foe john lennon (assasanashaaaaaaaaaan bitches!), poisoning john lennon and suckerpunching kurt cobain he is on his eternal mission to save all of mankind from wackness. with swords. SWORDS. he is well trained in close combat, but prefers to just bite your sorry self to death. or slitting throats. as i said.....PISSED!

his dog's name is "slayer" and communicates to colossus via telepathy. i mean c'mon, he was a beatle, his brain is TOAST. so he also has a dog's senses and thoughts. think instincts. think killer moves. think furious.

awesome.

make your own character here

BREAKING NEWS: HARDCORE ARRIVES IN HERFORD

lol.
(turn off the music, just watch)

EMA's @ LIVERPOOL.

who else is watching?

VANS SYNDICATE ERA x MAX SCHAFF x MUST HAVE

pics: hypebeast.com

max schaff, skateboard-pro, hooked up with vans to produce some really nice oakland-style syndicate era's. they are fly as hell and made with a nice premium leather mixture. right now you can get them at caliroots. hopefully they're coming to germany as well. must have! maybe someone will send me these as a christmas-gift??

CHUNG KING CAN SUCK IT?

charles hamilton's bidding war is over and he is newly signed to interscope records. major, baby. but to the core kids, that (maybe) frequent this page : he is recording it at chung king. i just thought is was damn near hilarious!

88-KEYS "THE DEATH OF ADAM"

probably something i'm looking for... okay, to be honest, i'm looking forward to it since... now.
he says about the album: "hmmm, what brings me pleasure? clothes? food? oh yes, the vag?" (juice mag 113). and someone who names one song "morning wood" is for the win! moreover: kanyeeeeezeeee is executive producer (check "stay up viagra" with kanye on myspace -> "it's niiicee").
you see: it's all about a few things in life...
to cut a not really long story short: german release-date is the 14th this month and right now you can listen to one new leak:

88-keys "the burning bush" ft. redman

and btw: check out the hilarious, art'y album-cover. i liiiike!

Tracklisting:

1. Morning Wood

2. Nice Guys Finish Last

3. The Friends Zone ft. Shitake Monkey

4. Handcuff 'Em

5. Stay Up! (Viagra) ft. Kanye West

6. There's Pleasure In It

7. (Awww Man) Round 2?

8. Dirty Peaches ft. J*Davey

9. Close Call ft. Phonte of Little Brother

10. The Burning Bush ft. Redman

11. Ho' Is Short For Honey ft. Kid Cudi

12. No. I Said I LIKED You

13. M.I.L.F. ft. Bilal

14. Another Victim

FUCK THE iPHONE

pic: blackberry.com

honestly, fuck that. i really love apple for their ipod-shit, but who needs a fucking iphone, when you get something from blackberry? i'm in love with my curve and that features just a little of what the upcoming blackberry "storm" will have in it. rim will drop it shortly before christmas (the employeeeees at vodafone couldn't tell me anything about a real release-date or the price, but if you believe in www, it'll fuck pricely with the iphone). waever. blackberry is the shit! and if you can't afford a storm, than go on and buy the bold or the curve. but maybe you don't want to be as cool as me or don't need business-features. not my cup of tea. i have mine. and i love it.

NME COOL LIST 2008

nme just released their cool 50 for this year. to save you a bunch of reading (reading is for assholes) here the top ten and some highlights.

10.caroline mckay , glasvegas (never heard of her.)
09.liam gallagher (sooooooooo '95. fuck him)
08.M.I.A (hate her music, but everyone keeps tellin me she dope, so....she dope. i guess)
07.calab followill, kings of leon (backed! KOL rocks.)
06.ladyhawke (lady WHO?!)
05.sam dust, late of the pier (no knows.)
04.alex turner, arctic monkeys (respect dude's hustle. go shorty.)
03.andrew van wyngarden, mgmt (love the record, dig the style. coolness.)
02.jay-z (whoever announces a glaston bury set with "For those that didn't get the memo, my name is Jay-Z and I'm pretty fucking awesome.", deserves the life long #1)
01.that chick from crystal castles. (would)

weezy ain't made the top ten. how could someone brabbling fake patois in cough syrup heaven, that even shot himself in the chest (cheddar bob style) NOT be in the tops?????!!???!?!?!! what else is making the ranks so fucked, is zack de la fucking rocha made the 24. and dude is not, fat and underlined, NOT(!!!!) cool. hippies ain't never got no love, suckaaaaaaaz.

SMILEZ!

that dawg got some PMA!